Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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