ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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