Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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