I'm drive I can fine osifer
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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