How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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