it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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