I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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