Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!