You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Bring me that man meat
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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