We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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