It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
i think i just lost a toe
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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