im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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