FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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