plz talk dirty to me
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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