Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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