just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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