so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
this hospital has no fireball
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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