Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
what if I'm pregnant?
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True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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