her vagine was all disorganized.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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