you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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