remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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