you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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