I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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