sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I need a burrito and a hug.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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