it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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