Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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