Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Randomize