If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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