very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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