im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
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this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
there was a trapeze. enough said
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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