Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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