you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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