i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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