Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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