I wish i was in the wii world.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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