Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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