i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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