yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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