We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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