But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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