I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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