he wants to bone in the snuggie
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
