I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
