if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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