Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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