I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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