but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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