Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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