White coat. Heels.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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