How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
