after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
pop tarts are not kleenex
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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