he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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