so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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