I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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