So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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