PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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