i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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